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Serial Job Killer

A hypothetical life of leisure

I got my first real job when I was 14. I listed them all here. If I had known it was going to lead to an endless series of progressively difficult jobs, I would have chosen a life of leisure.

  • Snack bar cook
  • Babysitter
  • Personal assistant
  • Math tutor
  • Move theater usher
  • Sandwich artist
  • Receptionist
  • Office assistant
  • Resident assistant (RA)
  • Museum attendant
  • Girl Scout camp counselor
  • Home visitor (caseworker)
  • Office supply store clerk
  • Math tutor
  • Assistant to the COO
  • Data Coordinator
  • Content Editor
  • Associate Producer
  • Producer
  • Product Manager
  • Freelance Web Consultant
  • Business Systems Analyst
  • Sr. Business Systems Analyst
  • Product Manager
  • Sr. Product Manager
  • Freelance Web Consultant
  • Director of Product Management

This list was inspired by a similar post by the interesting and talented Schmutzie.



this wide range of experience is part of why you know everything i think.

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